Tell Tyrrell’s what you think
So just found out you can leave reviews on Tyrrell’s website. I'm pretty sure most of them are done in house as there nearly all 5 stars there's no "There pretty average and i wouldn't get them again" ones ... Some of them even look like there written by the wordsmith who writes the poncey stuff on the back of there packets. Like this short novel on Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper by Dave 'Crispy' McKenna
Over the course of time, man has created many wondrous things. The Wheel. Electricity. Gravity. The inventors of such ground breaking stuff could never have imagined that one day they would be wiped off the map like a Dragon’s Den reject, but the day is upon us. The Nobel Prize selection board need look no further. Take a deep breath and allow me to introduce you to the 9th wonder of the world, the legend that is the Tyrrell’s Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper potato crisp. Now, I’m no expert in spud science or crisp manufacturing, but the work, knowledge and equipment that must have contributed to producing this piece of potato perfection is clearly on a whole new level. It simply cannot be replicated, so I would imagine Walkers are bricking it, to say the very least. My experience of Tyrrell’s Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper Potato Crisps began a few months ago, and I’m proud to confess to have been using these on a regular basis as part of a well balanced diet. Well, when I say balanced, they are practically all I eat, but given their nutritional value, and a mere 450 calories per 100g serving, I consider them to be all of my 5-a-day and then some. Upon purchasing a packet of Tyrrell’s Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper potato crisps, which can I add are ridiculously good value for money given the overall quality, you will notice the packaging is spot on. The look of the bag alone is worth a few quid, and the design keeps your precious ware so intact and safe, you could quite happily double it up as a summer duvet, or pop a Puppy in it for long journeys. As you open the bag, the initial ‘POP’ is accompanied by the sound of angels crying with joy. This is closely followed by an aroma so satisfying, the Bisto kids have gone off gravy. If you make it this far without paddling in your own saliva, fair play, you’ve completed the small step for crisp-man, but here comes the giant leap for crisp-kind. That said, if you’ve not put one in your mouth at this point, now is the time to do so. You will agree, the taste is something that not even Greg off of Masterchef could explain. You’ll instantly feel as though you’ve matched 5 numbers and the bonus ball on the lottery. The sweetness of the Red Pepper is complimented by the fiery tang of the Chilli, which explodes on your tongue like Guy Fawkes on a petrol station forecourt. The crunchy texture is something to truly savour, and shows that this is no ordinary crisp, obviously prepared in extraordinary ways. Obviously, when you eventually finish your incredible packet of Tyrrell’s Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper potato crisps, there will be an immense feeling of warmth and happiness, like a hug from your best mate, but also a brief sense of emptiness, this is very normal, but can be easily resolved by getting your wallet out, nipping to your nearest stockist, and sorting yourself out with another couple of bags. Pronto. Overall, there is nothing better you will find on the market to smash your hunger and brighten your day. If you like Red Pepper, if you like Sweet Chilli, if you love supreme standard Potato Crisps, and if you’ve got any sense, then I tell thee, whack your lips around a bag of Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper Tyrrells.
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